101 Tips: How to be really good at RP-ing!

[HawkShadow]

Hi! Here is how to be a really good RP-er! 

Note: The mfollowing tips are things you should avoid. If you take this seriously, you may be a bit stupid.

1. Each post should be max. 5 words long, not including OCC.
2. OoC posts should be three words.
3. Post in every thread possible. Even if it doesn't say "open".
4. Make sure your cat is more powerful than all the leaders put together.
5. Infact, more powerful then StarClan.
6. Make sure to fix every problem in the plot! A bunch of Twolegs? Your meow is so terrifying they will leave the planet.
7. Make your cat extremely attractive. 
8. Infact, all cats, either gender, should be attracted to your character. Make sure to tell people this in OoC.
9. Tlk lk dis dnt use pnctun it slw u dwn jst tlk
10. talk like this so like your grammar looks really bad because this is a run on sentances and has no punctilious an is really annoying.
11. make spelling mistakes.
12. Make speech only posts.
13. Make action only posts.
14. Decide what other cats do. 
15. Mention every other sentence that your cat is extremely pretty and scary.
16. make your character AlWAyS win fights. Your kit vs leader with all nine lives? Within a minute that leader is in StarClan.
17. make your character always succeed at hunting. They're the best hunter around.
18. Make your character either the rudest character alive, or the happiest character alive.
19. Make your cat any orphan who saw their whole family killed by one cat who happens to be someone else's character. Make sure this 'enemy' is a Medicine Cat. Also, don't get permission from the owner.
20. Make your character a descendent from every leader in the history of Warriors. Including Firestar.
21. TaLk LiKe ThIs It EmPhAsIs YoUr PoSts
22. talk like this
23. Talk Like This
24. Make your character kill the leader and become leader of the clan.
25. Your cat's hurt? Oh, remember how Twolegs experimanted on you? You have healing powers.
26. Oh, and you have wings.
27. And rainbow eyes.
28. And you have litters of 20 angel kits.
29. Or demon kits.
30. Your parents were a tiger and an human angel.
31. Your cat should speak every language.
32. Control the site wide plot.
33. Summon dragons from the sky that only your cat can beat.
34. RP other people's cats.
35. You have 8 characters? Make 8 more.
36. The clan being attacked by Twolegs? Your cat has a fire trucking gun.
37. Someone's else's character dieing? You can use your healing powers on them.
38. Someone attacks your character? Ignore em. They'll be killed anyway.
39. Rules? What rules?
40. Don't use bios. Your character is perfect, so why would it be needed?
41. Psh, normal words? Swears are better.
42. Oh, your character has/had a litter with every cat just by touching them.
43. Black fur and red eyes, with red wings. That's the way to do a cat.
44. Make your cat turn into a dragon.
45. Make your cat turn into a human.
46. Make your cat a child of Justin Bieber, and then kill Justin Bieber. (I actually want you to do this one )
47. Make your cat have opposable thumbs.
48. Kill every kit that isn't you own.
49. Create the supreme leader of StarClan.
50. Create the supreme leader of the Dark Forest.
51. Normal fur? You have fur made of fire.
52. Rainbow fire fur.
53. Fight every cat.
54. Read minds.
55. Permantly maim every character.
56. Create a love trainable/square thing with every leader falling in love with you. Without permission.
57. Say you have/the leader has a litter of your kits.
58. Adopt every kit and then kill them by WOLVES.
59. Your leader says to protect the kit? Attack the kit and everyone around the kit.
60. Make your character the only surviving kit of a clan.
61. Also, have the kit have seen all the cats killed by Tigerstar's ghost.
62. Make your cat have Telekinis.
63. Oh, and your kit should kill their parents because they are bored.
64. Be the Chosen One. After all, your the long lost kit of Scourge. StarClan chose you to kill the clans and recreate BloodClan.
65. Make fifty prophecy, each revolving around on of your charceters.
66. Make your character swear. With Twolegs words.
67. Make your character a cross of every extinct cat breed.
68. Make your cat a leopard.
69. Make immature jokes in parentheses in all your posts.
70. Make your cat posses others.
71. Absorb every cats spirit so they can't go to StarClan.
72. Say you killed everyone in the War at the Gathering Island.
73. Create a character with heat vision.
74. Create a character with x-ray vision,
75. Create a bear.
76. Create a couger.
77. Create a cat with the ability to teleport.
78. Have your character manipulat sound and light waves.
79. Memory manipulation. Nuff said.
80. Make your cat possessed by Tigerstar.
81. Make your cat have super senses.
82. Make your cat half wolf.
83. Make your cat the supreme leader.
84. Create Nyan Cat.
85. Creat Tac Nayn.
86. Create a were-cat.
87. Call yourself and act like an admin.
88. Create every HP.
89. Make every cat have lazer eyes.
90. Make your cat recaranation of Ezio.
91. Casullllly mihyyspell everfhinh.
92. Create a cat with the Sight.
93. Create an enemy for every cat.
94. Create your own clan.
95. Put the clan in ThunderClab territory.
96. Have 27 lives.
97. Tell everyone StarClan was made up by the Four Leaders to discourage death.
98. Mention your character could kill a dragon in one blow.
99. Make your cat sparkle and stalk apprentices.
100. Kill your cat.
101. Then being them back to life as an immortal.

Note: if you do any of this, I will eat you alive.